I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack BennyTry to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.
Jack BennyI must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip.
Jack Benny