No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.
Jack BennyI'm living in a very modest place. I have a room over-looking beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I thought it was better than paying Claridge's prices and overlooking the dump I'm living in.
Jack BennyGive me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny