When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland and perhaps Frank Sinatra got anywhere near him!
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.
Modesty is my best quality.
I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.
How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.
I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.