I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

Bill Paley is not only the greatest boss I ever had, but he's the most brilliant, honest and warm human being I've ever met. And I'll say that to his face - even if it costs me my job.

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

Modesty is my best quality.

I'm happy to be making my first appearance on air professionally. By that I mean I'm finally getting paid, which I know will be a great relief to my creditors.

I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.