I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

Modesty is my best quality.

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.