I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere

I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.