I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.
Jack BennyI'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.
Jack BennyA scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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