A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack BennyThe only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.
Jack BennyA scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack BennyThe only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.
Jack Benny