There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland and perhaps Frank Sinatra got anywhere near him!

Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.