I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.
Jack BennyI began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now.
Jack BennyMy wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny