Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Bill Paley is not only the greatest boss I ever had, but he's the most brilliant, honest and warm human being I've ever met. And I'll say that to his face - even if it costs me my job.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.

I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.