I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now.
Jack BennyI feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.
Jack BennyNo matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.
Jack BennyA scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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