Gags die, humor doesn't.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.