I'm happy to be making my first appearance on air professionally. By that I mean I'm finally getting paid, which I know will be a great relief to my creditors.
Jack BennyI believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.
Jack BennyTry saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere
Jack BennyGive me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny