Bill Paley is not only the greatest boss I ever had, but he's the most brilliant, honest and warm human being I've ever met. And I'll say that to his face - even if it costs me my job.

I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now.

I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.