No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.
Jack BennyWhen you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland and perhaps Frank Sinatra got anywhere near him!
Jack BennyAny man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.
Jack Benny