I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.
Modesty is my best quality.
A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.