People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpful.

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.