People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpful.

Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three

I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.

I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I was very young, during my schooldays. There was often - and this is quite common with comics - a sense of not feeling as if I belonged anywhere.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.