People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.