I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpful.

And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

I tend not to trust people who live in very tidy houses. I know that on the surface there is nothing wrong with a person being well-ordered and disciplined. Nothing, except that it leaves the impression of that person having lived in the confines of a stark institution which, although he or she has long since left, remains within.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.