I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpful.

And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.

Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I was very young, during my schooldays. There was often - and this is quite common with comics - a sense of not feeling as if I belonged anywhere.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.