I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.