They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face