One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.

I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I was very young, during my schooldays. There was often - and this is quite common with comics - a sense of not feeling as if I belonged anywhere.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face