Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpful.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.