Take caution in your tone, commander. I'm a fair man, but this -- heat is making me absolutely crazy.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.

The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.

I used to be very quick, I would be able to leave the room and be back before you noticed. When you can't do that anymore you need to change the style of how you do things. But I'm very interested in life and you don't want to lose that.

A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in.

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

I'm very fortunate in the sense that outside of cohabitating relationships and so forth, I've always got on just as well with women.