Take caution in your tone, commander. I'm a fair man, but this -- heat is making me absolutely crazy.

Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You!?

I've always had lots of friends who share my perspective - I guess you could say that I'm a guy who aggressively pursues his happiness.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

I wasn't a babe in the woods. I'd watched a lot of stars, from James Dean to Brando, and I'd seen everybody alive work at MGM. I had a certain old-timer's quality, even though I was young and new, and drew on what I believed before I made it.

You can follow the action, which gets you good pictures. You can follow your instincts, which will probably get you in trouble. Or, you can follow the money, which nine times out of ten will get you closer to the truth.