I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

The Pentagon's lost entire countries.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.