I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.