The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.