I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.