Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.