Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.
Jack PaarIt was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.
Jack PaarThe California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
Jack PaarI'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.
Jack Paar