The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.