The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.