The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case of fire-break crystal."

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.