The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
Jack PaarPersonally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.
Jack PaarPoor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
Jack PaarSon of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.
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