I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.
Jack PaarI'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.
Jack PaarPoor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
Jack Paar