Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.