Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.