She should get a divorce and settle down.
The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.
It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.
The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.