She should get a divorce and settle down.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.