Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.
Jack PaarAs I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.
Jack PaarPoor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
Jack PaarThe California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
Jack Paar