I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.