I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.