... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.
Jack PaarI'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.
Jack PaarI have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
Jack PaarRandy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.
Jack Paar