It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.