It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.