It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.