Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.

Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.