I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.
It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.
Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!