Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.
Jack PaarThe California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
Jack PaarI have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
Jack PaarI'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.
Jack Paar