Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.
Jack PaarAs I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.
Jack Paar... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.
Jack PaarThe California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
Jack Paar