Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.