Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!