Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case of fire-break crystal."

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.