Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.