Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case of fire-break crystal."

... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

She should get a divorce and settle down.