Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.