As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.