Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.
Personally, I like those mystery shows. Ever since I was a kid I've been crazy about blood and detectives and murder. Maybe I was born with a silver knife in my back.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.