As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.