Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.