Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.