I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!