I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.