Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.