It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case of fire-break crystal."

Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.

... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.