It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.