As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.