As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.