Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

When most people return from Europe, they tell tales of all the sites they saw, the shopping, the entertainment, etc. Jews, on the other hand, return and say I had this slice of cake in Austria, let me tell you, I don't know how they make it! It was great!

The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

The key is that I'm always relevant. Some of these comedians have nothing to say. They don't have any ideas so it's "F" this and "F" that. They give you a whole series of swear words and it's really just a way for them to get themselves out of trouble when they can't come up with anything. They're irrelevant and ridiculous.

Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.