Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humor doesn't know what he's talking about.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.

The New York Times claims that they publish all the news that's fit to print but what they really do is print all the news that supports their agenda. What they are is the power base of the left.