Honesty is nothin' compared to decency.
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.
I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me, one Jew talking and that's it.
Predictions are preposterous.
My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me.