My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.
Jackie MasonI've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!
Jackie MasonPeople make fools out of themselves in all sorts of ways. No particular qualifications or particular criteria are necessary.
Jackie MasonBlacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.
Jackie Mason