It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying 'Have a drink? Want a drink? Let's have a drink!' While all the Jews are saying 'Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let's have some cake!

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.

Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.