Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.

Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.

I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humor doesn't know what he's talking about.

Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.

My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Honesty is nothin' compared to decency.