Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.

It's not a query of staying wholesome. It's a query of discovering a illness you want.

People come to my shows and know that they're going to hear about what's going on in the world - what's happening at the moment. My material is as new as anything on the dinner table.

I was so self -conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me.

Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.