I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!
Jackie MasonI have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.
Jackie MasonJews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less.
Jackie MasonIt is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Jackie MasonTen years ago if you would have told me that Mrs. Clinton would be the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination, I'd have never believed you. Her only qualifications for office are that she's Mr. Clinton's partner. And what does that mean? The two of them stand for dishonesty and corruption.
Jackie Mason