Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room? Why should a man want to read the Bible when he's with a woman alone in a motel room? Why would he be interested? Whatever he's praying for, he's already got!

It's not a query of staying wholesome. It's a query of discovering a illness you want.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

Ten years ago if you would have told me that Mrs. Clinton would be the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination, I'd have never believed you. Her only qualifications for office are that she's Mr. Clinton's partner. And what does that mean? The two of them stand for dishonesty and corruption.

I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!

I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.