It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.

I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.

Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.

I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.

I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

Predictions are preposterous. What usually happens is that people tell you that what they'd like to see happen instead of what they really think will happen. There are so many variations and possibilities that there's no way to ever really know for certain.