It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

The Clintons represent the highest level of corruption, but no one has the courage to mention it. Instead they talk about Rudy Giuliani. Over a lifetime of excellent service, there's never been a hint of corruption in his behavior but everybody investigates him.

Predictions are preposterous.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.