If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Honesty is nothin' compared to decency.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times. In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it. If you need sex, you don't. What's more important, sex or a shirt?

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

Jews are told that they should spend their lives helping others and when they make a lot of money it really bothers them. So, as a way to decrease their guilt, they try to help the underdog. They think, "Why should I be rich when so many suffer?" They feel better once they run to the party that claims to defend the underdog, the Democrats.