If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.

Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times. In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it. If you need sex, you don't. What's more important, sex or a shirt?

I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.

I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.