Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.
There are more Democratic schmucks than there are Republican ones.
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.
America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.