If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.
Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.
Honesty is nothin' compared to decency.
My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.