On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.

Predictions are preposterous. What usually happens is that people tell you that what they'd like to see happen instead of what they really think will happen. There are so many variations and possibilities that there's no way to ever really know for certain.

Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.

I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?