I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.

I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.

I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.