America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.
Jackie MasonI'm crazy about the fact that the Jewish people should survive because they have so much to contribute and so many values to contribute to the world. It would be a much better world, a much more peaceful and non-violent world if we lived by Jewish values.
Jackie MasonIt's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason