The New York Times distorts and defrauds the news and then claims to be impartial. They never give an even-handed version of the news - that's the last thing they'd ever do.
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
Predictions are preposterous.
I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!
I've found that my humor goes over big in London.
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.