Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.
There are more Democratic schmucks than there are Republican ones.
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times. In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it. If you need sex, you don't. What's more important, sex or a shirt?