Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.
Jackie MasonJews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less.
Jackie MasonI've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!
Jackie MasonI have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.
Jackie Mason