Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.
There are more Democratic schmucks than there are Republican ones.
Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.