I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.

Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.

Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less.

I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.