I've found that my humor goes over big in London.

I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.

Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

Ten years ago if you would have told me that Mrs. Clinton would be the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination, I'd have never believed you. Her only qualifications for office are that she's Mr. Clinton's partner. And what does that mean? The two of them stand for dishonesty and corruption.